50 ways to get kicked out of walmart

1.)Fart in the intercom

2.)throw something out the door and run

3.)put a trail of red dots leading to the ladies room

4.)put a dora doll in the middle of an aisle and when someone tries to pic it up, jump out and say, " Swiper no swiping!"

5.)Walk up to an old man and say," will you marry me??"

6.)Smear choclate all over the dressing room seat and come out saying," Man that's one weird bathroom.

7.)have a couple of friends go with you and dress up as power rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back.

8.)Put a barbie doll on top of a shelf and scream, " Oh no! She's gonna jump!!!"
9.)hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu I choose you!"

10.)Hold indoor shopping cart races

11.)Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

12.)Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you're best Yoda voice,"May the force be with you".

13.)Pounce from the top of shelves to shelves in a spiderman outfit, humming the spiderman theme song.
14.)Constantly wink at a person you don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them.

15.)As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

16.)Ask if you can buy a shopping cart

17.)Proudly declare outside of the bathroom stalls," I'm a big boy now!"

18.)Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

19.)hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes say pick me ,pick me

20.)Fall asleep in the drug isle after spilling a bottle of pills all over the floor. if possible, fall asleep ON the pills.

21.)Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people.
22.)When an old guy puts something in his cart, say, "Honey, we can't afford that

23.)Cling to a random person and scream," He/she is gonna kill me!!!" and point at a random person.

24.)Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek.

25.)Yell loudly," MARCO!" and wait to see if someone replies.

26.)"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors.
Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.

27.)Add really funny things to other peoples' carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.

28.)Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles

29.)Throw all the ice cream you can find to all the people you see and yell: I AM THE ICE CREAM DUDE! WHAT FLAVOR WOULD YOU LIKE?

30.)Put a baby doll in the cart and push it down then isle scream, "MY BABY!! SAVE MY BABY!!"

31.)If someone is in the main isle, roll on the floor isle to isle. Peek behind the rows and if anyone looks at you, quickly jump back

32.)Go into the bathroom with a watermelon, make loud grunting noises, and drop the watermelon into the toilet.

33.)sing the star spangled banner in front of the gadgets isle. badly.

34.)Grab a customer and say: "YOU BUY THINGS! YOU ACTUALLY DO! OH GOD!OH GOD! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT DO I DO? GOD! HOLY GOLLY! HOLY FISHTICKS AND MAPLE SYRUP! YOU ARE A WEIRDO!"

35.)Run up to random people yell and hit them with a salsa can

36.)Go up to an old man, grab his hand, and yell, "RAPE!! RAPE!!"

37.)Get a friend to come with you, then run in, dressed as a cop and a robber and yell, "THIS IS A HOLD UP!!" have your friend yell, "NOT ON MY WATCH!" then take out a fake gun and shoot you. fall to the ground and act dead.

38.)Go to the drug isle, wait until an old man comes, then grab viagra and yell loudly, "I FOUND IT HONEY!"

39.)pour lemon juice on the ground, stand in the puddle and yell, "OOPSIES!"

40.)Go to the shoe isle, find red shoes, put them on, and yell, "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"

41.) Play football in the sport section.

42.) Ride the bikes throughout the store

43.) Walk up to a personel guy, and hit him with a lightsaber.

44.) Tap someone radomly on the shoulder and ask, "Do I know you? I swear i've seen you before. Were you in isle fourteen two minutes ago?"

45.) Run through the store and yell, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!"

46.) Have a pillow fight, make sure to break open the pillows.

47.) Take rides on the convair belts.

48.) TP the bathroom.

49.) Spray all the perfume you can find on yourself, then walk around the store asking everyone you can find, "Do I smell nice?"

50.) Go to the make up section, open all the lipsticks and use them to "graffitti" the tiled parts of the floors.

that's it. i'm bored. yeah.

Okay. I am soooo nervous because well, i'm always nervous, it's my issue. I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bored right now, but tomorrow me, Kaylee, Kaliegh, Emily Morrisy (ithink), Allie, Ashley G, and probably some other people are going to the movies. Other people should come to. I, personally, wanted to see X-Men III, but everyone else is all like, "X-Men is stupid." idiots. XPPPPPPP i like x-men because... I'm ashlyn and that's what I do. ^ ^; we went down to Farmington and it was cool cuz i gots to play Kingdom Hearts II, and I've been wanting to play that forever. yay. i got to this one part where Sora just got his cool little boat/airplane/flyingthingy, and it's funny cuz Chip and Dale (the squirrels not the dancers) are their pilots. I cannot understand a thing Donald is saying. I almost cried because Roxas died to reserect Sora and I was like, "But want about Olette~!?" yeah, it was sad.... but I'm gonna buy that game and jack my Dad's memory card so I can be more of a dork then I already am. Now, I'll update later, but for now, I AM OFF TO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS~!!!

Because I am a dork and that is what I do.

~Ashlyn