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Uhm....

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:55:52 GMT

okay, so, i'm tired of this thing. xanga sucks. seriously, i'm quitting.

and just in case anyone's actually reading this:

Mariah is the most un-emo person i have ever met. EVER. I mean, I'm more emo than her, and I don't complain, i don't cut, and i never cry. Woow....

Nick is seriously the most emo guy ever. All he does is complain, call whoever he doesn't like emo, and just admit it, you cry yourself to sleep every night because everyone is seriously hating you because all yo do is make mean jokes and call people emo.

Zak, I think your pretty cool, but you have the same issue as Nick, all you do is make mean jokes, and call whoever you don't like an emo. I'm serious about this, you need to figure out the difference between, "I don't like you." and "You're an emo."

Troy, Thomas, and Tony, you guys are seriously the only guys i like that hang out with them. Well, Zak, your okay too, but you have an "emo" issue. The reason Tony's up there is because, well, he doesn't bug me as much as the other guys that go around calling people emo, because usually he's right about them. Troy and Thomas, you guys just rock. And Jacob, Jacob pwns.

The Basement Phophacy or how ever that's called, the name is awesome, but it doesn't fit your music or anything. It's a good title for a CD, but I don't like it for your band.

Emily, you're better, but seriously, you still annoy the hell out of me.

Kaliegh, call me whenever you read this, becasue ashlyn misses you!

TOMORROW: it's the first day of school, and that kinda sucks. oh well, everyone, just deal with it.

I guess i have to deal with people tomorow. well, get your shit together, get over it, school's there, and you have to go. Just deal with it. lol.

PS: i totally dyed my hair ruby red lol it pwns zomg, so anyway, school sucks i want to bomb it... or light it on fire or something.... hey everyone go to my piczo now, bitches.

www.supakat.piczo.com

~ashlyn, <3333333

Gr-are!

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 00:34:05 GMT

yo waz up people?

i'm so freaking bored! i mean, like, all day i was hangin with Zak, Tony, Nick, and Jacob, and all day yesterday iwaz hangin with Zak, Tony, Nick, and Tic Toc, but now i'm bored. urgh. ^ ^ well, yeah, both day s i ganked somebodies drink- yesterday Tony and Zak's, today Nick's. i love Sacred Grounds, seriously, it's awesome.

poor me, all alone while Kaliegh gets to go have fun in Cali. ^ ^ she's calling everyday.lol

well, yeah, now im dating Jacob. ^ ^ but all day iwas talking to him, and we're talking and Bridget's on Ashley's cell, and i'm like, "You should seriously ask her out soon, or else she going to think ur a stalker."
he goes, "But I'm going out with you."
"If she asks you out, I will dump you so that you could go out with her."

yeah. well, that was my weekend. I have a yoga class tomorrow, then im coming home around eight so call me at eight somebody. ^ ^

~ashlyn, <3333333

gah!

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:11:59 GMT

To Mariah: why would i do that?
i just have to lose a minimium of twenty pounds to get 300 to go shopping with my grandma and allie and danielle. ^ ^
im joining a gym tonight! it's gonna be all weird, because i'm joining it with my mom.
oh, crap... i have to go drink 80 ounces of water now!

~ashlyn, <333

supakat.piczo.com

...

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:38:32 GMT

Nothing's happened for a while... i'm kinda just sittin here... alone...

My arms are on fire!! I have to use this icy hot shit to make my arms hurting go away. TTxTT

Okay, so like, all weekend, I had to listen to my Grandma bitch about how fat I am. (not last weekend, but the weekend before) So, I tell her that I have been trying to lose weight, but she just keeps going on and on and on. My friends keep telling me I'm not fat, but both Grandma's talk about how fat I am, and my mom and dad don't deny it, and my sister and brother call me it all the time. Now, I'm just wondering, are my friends right, or just trying to make me feel better about myself? ... I mean, I'm losing the forty pounds anyway, but I'm just wondering...

Urgh, I've been doing pushups, and crunches, and situps all weekend, and my arms hurt really badly, and so does my stomach...

I started at, sadly, 98 pounds when I moved to IL, and gained a buncha pounds until i was 155. But, I also had a MAJOR growth spurt as well.

See, when I moved here, I was 4'5. Then during the summer between fifth and sixth grade, and grew to 5'2. ^ ^; So, I'm thinking it was because of that, and not because of little ol' me eating 1-2 meals a day.

I've lost 7 pounds in the last two weeks!

~ashlyn, <33333

^ ^ yaaay!

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 21:32:09 GMT

yo, people!

I got a webbie, finally. I've been working on it all day cuz, Kaleigh got one, and Troy has one, and Tony has one, and Danni has one, so I decided, okay, I'll get one too! So mine is:

www.supakat.piczo.com

it's cool. so, yeah. I'll still be on here all the time tho! ^ ^

YO!

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:59:50 GMT

okay, monday, me, kaleigh, and ashley went to see X-Men, with Alex, Christina, and Megan, and before we(me, kaleigh, and ashley) went we were all sitting in my living room.

so, we're talking to Zak, Troy or Allie, and i say,

"I'm gonna go be emo in a corner with my pencap."

and kaleigh goes,

"Oh my god, i got a detention! My Dad's not really gonna beat me up! I have the worst made up problems ever!"

holy crap it was hiarious. ^ ^;

I start cracking up, then we were watching this movie called madhouse, and I'm freaking out because in the movie, there's this hilarious part where they're talking about some crazy dude, then all of a sudden they start having sex. and i'm like, holy crap they're gonna have sex!!! the guy kept grabbing her ass, and i'm cracking up.

yeah. okay. so we went to the movies, but the night before, me and ashley called Kaleigh, and we talked on the phone from 9 pm to 5:30 am. yeah, it was awesome, and my mom kept yelling at us, she goes, "GO TO SLEEP! WHAT TIME IS IT!!!" so of course, being the smart ass i am i say, "ITS TOO LATE FOR OLD PEOPLE TO BE UP, NOW GO TO BED BEFORE I MAKE YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICATION!!"

yeah. it was great. okay, now, apparently,troy had tony, nick, 'n' zak over, and when we called we're like, go to da movies with us, and hes all whiney and shit and says, "nooooooooo!!!! i wanna have tony and nick and zaaaaaak oooooveeeerrr!!!!" so we tell him to bring them along to see X-Men with us, and he is still all whiney, "buuuuttt thaaaat moooviiiiieee suuuuckssss!!!!"

So, yeah, we might see the omen tomorrow, but we have to have money, and yeah.

so, i went around at about... 10:00 pm last night, throwing rocks at everybodies windows. i went to allie's first, and she wouldn't come to her window, so then i went to ashley's, and she wouldn't come to her window, so then i went to mariah's, and she came to her window, but i got scared, so i ran away, then i went to um... i went back to my house, and went to sleep at around... 2. yeah.

well, i'm bored. next week, i'm going to put my other fifty ways of getting kicked out of wal-mart.

~ashlyn, <3333

^ ^ it's my stuffs

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:21:16 GMT

You guyses better fill it out~!!!

WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the ass?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] carress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle wit me?
[_] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?

ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor?

Okay, here's my funny stuffs.

50 ways to get kicked out of walmart

1.)Fart in the intercom

2.)throw something out the door and run

3.)put a trail of red dots leading to the ladies room

4.)put a dora doll in the middle of an aisle and when someone tries to pic it up, jump out and say, " Swiper no swiping!"

5.)Walk up to an old man and say," will you marry me??"

6.)Smear choclate all over the dressing room seat and come out saying," Man that's one weird bathroom.

7.)have a couple of friends go with you and dress up as power rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back.

8.)Put a barbie doll on top of a shelf and scream, " Oh no! She's gonna jump!!!"
9.)hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu I choose you!"

10.)Hold indoor shopping cart races

11.)Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

12.)Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you're best Yoda voice,"May the force be with you".

13.)Pounce from the top of shelves to shelves in a spiderman outfit, humming the spiderman theme song.
14.)Constantly wink at a person you don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them.

15.)As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

16.)Ask if you can buy a shopping cart

17.)Proudly declare outside of the bathroom stalls," I'm a big boy now!"

18.)Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

19.)hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes say pick me ,pick me

20.)Fall asleep in the drug isle after spilling a bottle of pills all over the floor. if possible, fall asleep ON the pills.

21.)Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people.
22.)When an old guy puts something in his cart, say, "Honey, we can't afford that

23.)Cling to a random person and scream," He/she is gonna kill me!!!" and point at a random person.

24.)Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek.

25.)Yell loudly," MARCO!" and wait to see if someone replies.

26.)"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors.
Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.

27.)Add really funny things to other peoples' carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.

28.)Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles

29.)Throw all the ice cream you can find to all the people you see and yell: I AM THE ICE CREAM DUDE! WHAT FLAVOR WOULD YOU LIKE?

30.)Put a baby doll in the cart and push it down then isle scream, "MY BABY!! SAVE MY BABY!!"

31.)If someone is in the main isle, roll on the floor isle to isle. Peek behind the rows and if anyone looks at you, quickly jump back

32.)Go into the bathroom with a watermelon, make loud grunting noises, and drop the watermelon into the toilet.

33.)sing the star spangled banner in front of the gadgets isle. badly.

34.)Grab a customer and say: "YOU BUY THINGS! YOU ACTUALLY DO! OH GOD!OH GOD! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT DO I DO? GOD! HOLY GOLLY! HOLY FISHTICKS AND MAPLE SYRUP! YOU ARE A WEIRDO!"

35.)Run up to random people yell and hit them with a salsa can

36.)Go up to an old man, grab his hand, and yell, "RAPE!! RAPE!!"

37.)Get a friend to come with you, then run in, dressed as a cop and a robber and yell, "THIS IS A HOLD UP!!" have your friend yell, "NOT ON MY WATCH!" then take out a fake gun and shoot you. fall to the ground and act dead.

38.)Go to the drug isle, wait until an old man comes, then grab viagra and yell loudly, "I FOUND IT HONEY!"

39.)pour lemon juice on the ground, stand in the puddle and yell, "OOPSIES!"

40.)Go to the shoe isle, find red shoes, put them on, and yell, "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"

41.) Play football in the sport section.

42.) Ride the bikes throughout the store

43.) Walk up to a personel guy, and hit him with a lightsaber.

44.) Tap someone radomly on the shoulder and ask, "Do I know you? I swear i've seen you before. Were you in isle fourteen two minutes ago?"

45.) Run through the store and yell, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!"

46.) Have a pillow fight, make sure to break open the pillows.

47.) Take rides on the convair belts.

48.) TP the bathroom.

49.) Spray all the perfume you can find on yourself, then walk around the store asking everyone you can find, "Do I smell nice?"

50.) Go to the make up section, open all the lipsticks and use them to "graffitti" the tiled parts of the floors.

that's it. i'm bored. yeah.

Okay. I am soooo nervous because well, i'm always nervous, it's my issue. I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bored right now, but tomorrow me, Kaylee, Kaliegh, Emily Morrisy (ithink), Allie, Ashley G, and probably some other people are going to the movies. Other people should come to. I, personally, wanted to see X-Men III, but everyone else is all like, "X-Men is stupid." idiots. XPPPPPPP i like x-men because... I'm ashlyn and that's what I do. ^ ^; we went down to Farmington and it was cool cuz i gots to play Kingdom Hearts II, and I've been wanting to play that forever. yay. i got to this one part where Sora just got his cool little boat/airplane/flyingthingy, and it's funny cuz Chip and Dale (the squirrels not the dancers) are their pilots. I cannot understand a thing Donald is saying. I almost cried because Roxas died to reserect Sora and I was like, "But want about Olette~!?" yeah, it was sad.... but I'm gonna buy that game and jack my Dad's memory card so I can be more of a dork then I already am. Now, I'll update later, but for now, I AM OFF TO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS~!!!

Because I am a dork and that is what I do.

~Ashlyn

HELLZ YEAH

Tue, 23 May 2006 22:26:23 GMT

Kya~! i'm going to da movies with Ashley, Kaylee, Allie, Morrisey, Zak and Tyler, (ithink,ihope) and i'm gonna be there all alone and dateless... *cries in corner* i feel so unloved.

JIMMY MOVED~!! My friend, Jimmy, moved, and now, i'm sad, but then he gave me his hoodie, and i never wanna take it off, because i miss him. TT___TT

Well, Kaylee is trying to get her friend, Adam, to be my date, and I don't know him so I told her I don't know, but he's coming and i'm gonna be there like. um... uncomfortable? yesh.

Well, thats all for today~! Tomorrows my last day~! woot~!!

~Ashlyn, <33333333333

hahahaha

Sun, 21 May 2006 17:06:25 GMT

^ ^; Dani-elli~! i can come over next fri-day if that's okies with you. um... what else. WENSDAYS OUR LAST DAY~!!! WOOOT~!!!

Congrats to our new Highschool friends:

Bri

Christina

Josh

Ashley

Danielle

Emily M.

probably more.

I don't know.

Okay woot~! well, I OFFICIALLY PASSED~! I didn't know I would but now I do~! YES~!! I get to be in 8th grade next year~!

Okay.

~ashlyn,

;adjaksfjakasjd;alkda;lksdjf i don't want one.

Thu, 18 May 2006 21:09:19 GMT

i ish bored. i need to call allie. i get to go to the Y tomorrow, yaaay! but the i gotta go see my daddy in Farmingghetto. yeah, i know, it rocks. im gonna ask Uncle Roy if i can ride the horse. or look at the pig. or see if i can play with the puppies~! oh, i luv their cutsy wittle puppies~! they're so teeny and tiny and one pissed on me once, but it was only two and a half months old so it was okay, and i wuffle them so muchies~! i sound cutsey. yeah.

Well, Zak is a penis face and made MY Allie cry. *penis face doo doo head* urghies... he angleried me~!!!

Okies, i'm done and bored and yeah.

^ ^; i'm gonna become friends with Bri and Christina cuz they're cool. ^ ^;;;; hehehehehe. welpers, i'm done, yeah.

~ashlyn, <333